My mom and I just watched Rocky, Rocky II, and Rocky III back to back because we have our priorities sorted and sleep is for the weak.
Where’s that gif of Tobias Fünke crying in the shower when I really need it?
I don’t know why I continue to put myself through the torture that is The Walking Dead. I could pay the neighborhood kids to beat me with sticks like a piñata for an hour and end up in less anguish than I am after watching this damn show.
So help me Springsteen, I will set fire to everything the showrunners love.
I hate everyone.
There’s no such thing as taking too many #selfies with your #horse. #horsestagram