i can clicker train all of you to bring me alcohol.
vinny del FUCKIN negro are you shitting me
Why is he even being considered for the coaching position if Doc goes? “well the filet mignon just got up and walked off the plate so let’s grab some McDonalds”
Too many feelings to handle as my poor sweet Celtics are torn apart.
i mean jeezaloo at least try for Karl or Shaw
Ronald Davis - I’m Not a Bum, I’m a Human Being
Well, I have officially graduated!
I also had to spend a very awkward dinner pretending that my dad is not a verbally and emotionally abusive dickbag and discovered that of the nine people invited to my graduation party, only three are planning to attend.
Two shots of happy, one shot of sad.
With Father’s day fast approaching, I would like to send a shout out to the people typically ignored on days like this:
- To the people with abusive fathers
- To the people absentee fathers
- To the people who don’t know their fathers
- To the people who cut their fathers out of their lives
- To the people with conflicting feelings about father’s day because their own father was a piece of shit but other men they know and love are awesome dads
- To the people who learned how not to be a shitty dad by not doing what their father did
You are not alone. If you don’t want to celebrate father’s day or you don’t want to talk to your father, that’s perfectly fine. Do whatever it takes to make sure you are healthy and happy.
What I came home to this afternoon. My mom had asked me multiple times in the past couple months what I wanted for a graduation gift, and I just kept telling her I didn’t know because I honestly couldn’t think of anything. A few weeks ago we were reminiscing about the betta tank I used to have when I was in high school, and I guess that was the inspiration she needed. She also mentioned that I had seemed either stressed out or upset for most of this past quarter and she wanted to do something to make me feel better.
She even managed to get my brother to go with her to Petco. The dude actually picked out the fish, named him, and paid for him with his own money. Still sort of floored even now.
So now I have a cool little fish named Bruce and further proof that my mom is the best. (and the little bro ain’t half bad either)
Just chugging some coffee and inhaling a piece of toast before going in for what looks to be a completely bonkers day at work.
- 10 to noon: I have to cover two lessons, one of which I have never taught before.
- noon to 2: oversee getting four or five horses groomed and decorated for a birthday party
- 2 to 3:30: said birthday party. Sixteen kids total, three of them with special needs. We were initially told that there would be eleven kids total and none of them with special needs, so we didn’t recruit nearly enough volunteers to handle this. I could go on a huge rant about how rude it was to change this up on us just two days before the party but I have neither the time nor the energy.
Up and at ‘em, I guess.
Heyo! So I just passed the anniversary of my first sale on Bath Sabbath a couple weeks ago, so let’s celebrate with free crap and a coupon code!
You’ll win:
- One Mjolnir Soap in the base & scent of your choice.
- One Sabbath Studdy Sabbath Soap in the base & scent of your choice.
- One Duncan Hills Soap in the base & scent of your choice.
- Three 1 Dram Perfume Oils in the scents of your choice.
- Five assorted Condom Soaps. Individually wrapped & labeled.
- Some personal art postcards and junk.
Products total over $50, and 16+ ounces of soap!
Rules:
- You must be following my Bath Sabbath Tumblr.
- Not a requirement, but feel free to follow my pages on Etsy, Facebook, and Twitter. Social media amiright?
- Only Reblogs count!
- Winner will be chosen Saturday, June 15th.
- Will Ship anywhere in the world!
- Please have your ask box open, if you do not respond within 72 hours another winner will be chosen!
- Vegan options available, just let me know!
And a huge thank you from the bottom of my cold, dead heart for all the support you guys have given me and Bath Sabbath. I appreciate it more than I can possibly convey, but here’s a coupon code for 10% anyway: TUMBLR10, expires on the 15th!Thanks again for the amazing year, I love you all! <3
One more week to go my friends!!! Good luck!
I am officially dee you enn DONE with my undergraduate degree. This calls for a celebration!
Democrats defeat Republicans 22-0 at 52nd Annual Congressional Baseball Game. (images via @WhipHoyer, @repjustinamash)
Feeling pretty satisfied (possibly TOO satisfied) that the Republicans got their asses handed to them.
