vinny del FUCKIN negro are you shitting me
Why is he even being considered for the coaching position if Doc goes? “well the filet mignon just got up and walked off the plate so let’s grab some McDonalds”
Too many feelings to handle as my poor sweet Celtics are torn apart.
i mean jeezaloo at least try for Karl or Shaw
What are you idiots doing?
Well, I have officially graduated!
I also had to spend a very awkward dinner pretending that my dad is not a verbally and emotionally abusive dickbag and discovered that of the nine people invited to my graduation party, only three are planning to attend.
Two shots of happy, one shot of sad.
What I came home to this afternoon. My mom had asked me multiple times in the past couple months what I wanted for a graduation gift, and I just kept telling her I didn’t know because I honestly couldn’t think of anything. A few weeks ago we were reminiscing about the betta tank I used to have when I was in high school, and I guess that was the inspiration she needed. She also mentioned that I had seemed either stressed out or upset for most of this past quarter and she wanted to do something to make me feel better.
She even managed to get my brother to go with her to Petco. The dude actually picked out the fish, named him, and paid for him with his own money. Still sort of floored even now.
So now I have a cool little fish named Bruce and further proof that my mom is the best. (and the little bro ain’t half bad either)
Just chugging some coffee and inhaling a piece of toast before going in for what looks to be a completely bonkers day at work.
- 10 to noon: I have to cover two lessons, one of which I have never taught before.
- noon to 2: oversee getting four or five horses groomed and decorated for a birthday party
- 2 to 3:30: said birthday party. Sixteen kids total, three of them with special needs. We were initially told that there would be eleven kids total and none of them with special needs, so we didn’t recruit nearly enough volunteers to handle this. I could go on a huge rant about how rude it was to change this up on us just two days before the party but I have neither the time nor the energy.
Up and at ‘em, I guess.
I am officially dee you enn DONE with my undergraduate degree. This calls for a celebration!
Democrats defeat Republicans 22-0 at 52nd Annual Congressional Baseball Game. (images via @WhipHoyer, @repjustinamash)
Feeling pretty satisfied (possibly TOO satisfied) that the Republicans got their asses handed to them.