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Sara, 21, Los Angeles.
My main interests are music, horses, food, and basketball.
I'm fat, let's party.
  • Cersei: Fuck she loves him
  • Brienne: Fuck I love him
  • Audience: Fuck she loves him
  • Jaime: what's everyone staring at? Do I have something in my teeth? Damn, it's sunny outside.

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

chezleyy:

booturtle:

Chewbacca and Friends by Cuije Photo [website | facebook | pinterest]

[h/t: booturtle]

So freaking cute!

unculture:

the rock is fucking precious

Norman Reedus by Mark Seliger - Men’s Journal

Reason I Hate My Dad #3,976

I tell him I was accepted to the MSW program at USC and all he says is “OK, what about Cal State LA? I think you should go there and get your MS and your PhD.”

Bethyl fic that has Beth sexually assaulted in order to get Daryl to have feelings for her

-gameshow buzzer noise- WRONG, YOU WIN NOTHING GO HOME

don’t make me get my edna mode pull yourself together gif

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

I have an interview for a master’s program at Cal State LA on Monday and I’m so nervous I can hardly think straight. What if there are like five people bombarding me with questions I can’t answer? What if I make a complete idiot of myself? 

I could just not go. I could crawl into a hole and die instead.

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louislouiton:

drunkwiththeonlysaintsiknow:

talkingtoomuch:

Although we have not yet gotten a definitive renewal, here’s how I personally would like the super happy eight episodes of series three to go.

Episode 1: Rae and Finn spend all episode in bed eating pizza and banging each other’s brains out.

Episode 2: Chloe and Rae and Izzy go shopping together and smile the whole time and have fun and nothing bad happens.

Episode 3: Chop and Finn set Archie up with a really cute, funny guy and everyone goes on like a quadruple date (because the cute guy has a brother who starts dating Chloe and worships the ground she walks on).

Episode 4: Everyone is happily watching a movie together and eating popcorn and giggling.

Episode 5: Liam leaves town never to be seen or heard from again and ends up getting sucked into a crack in time and never existed.

Episode 6: Danny Two Hats eats cake!

Episode 7: Finn comes over for a family dinner with Linda, Karim, Rae and the new baby and everyone laughs because Linda burnt the turkey but no one cares because everyone is so happy.

Episode 8: I don’t know, everyone watches fireworks and cuddles.

BONUS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: TURNS OUT TIX ISN’T DEAD BUT ACTUALLY TRANSCENDED LIFE TO BECOME SANTA CLAUS AND BRING EVERYONE PRESENTS THE END.

We sure deserve it.

#i also want rae and finn communication like with words

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